Psyko Shishas & Cocktails

About Psyko Shishas & Cocktails

Psyko Shishas & Cocktails is a shisha bar in Ensanche de Vallecas, opposite the La Gavia shopping centre, with free parking next door. It calls itself a “pre-party” lounge: high-end shisha, cocktails and urban music, reggaeton and R&B every day. Its strong point is its hookah collection, one of the most exclusive in Spain according to the house: Russian, German, Brazilian and American models from Regal, Maklaud, VZ, Shi Carver, MIG, Hookah King or Shisha King, several of them limited editions, such as a MIG Tradi Lounge Edition of which only 99 exist or a numbered Shi Carver Minigun. They serve blond and dark tobacco, with imported flavours not yet sold in Spain, and its reviews (more than 700 on Google, with a 9.6) keep saying that every shisha is packed to the strength you ask for. Under-18s are not allowed in, not even with an adult.

Psyko Shishas menu and prices
Prices from the menu on its website, which may not be up to date.

Shisha with a house blend: €15. There are sweet blends (iced coffee, cheesecake with vanilla and bubblegum, Kinder Bueno), spiced ones (Moroccan lemon, aniseed apple), citrus ones (kiwi and lime with ice, grapefruit and lime) and fruity ones (strawberry and raspberry, grape with watermelon and blueberry).
Fusion Blend (blond and dark): €17. Full Black (dark tobacco): €20.
More flavours off the menu: just ask.
Cocktails (flavoured mojito, piña colada, daiquiri, sex on the beach): €9. House specials (Psyko Cocktail, Berry Gin Fizz): €10. All of them can be made alcohol-free.
Milkshakes (Kinder Bueno, Oreo, Pantera Rosa): €8.50. Iced tea slushies: €4.50.
Food: chicken fingers €8; Thai wings €8.50; quesadillas or tequeños €9; bacon cheese fries €10; burgers €14.

Opening hours: Sunday to Thursday, 19:00 to 01:00; Fridays and Saturdays until 02:30.

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